Monday, November 21, 2005

Dude! Where's My Bow?!?!

This is just a teaser and some major flame-bait:
"Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? The game where everything's made up and the points don't matter, that's right the points are like whether Dawn Yang lied."
In the spirit of investigation, 1000 points for anyone who can prove I am the alleged Biren. 1000 points for the first to tell me who that bloke in the middle of the picture is!

Cupid lost his bow!!

16 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

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2:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and yes Biren, you've been spotted in sydney as well...

2:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

her nose is caving in. you can tell from the side profile.

she started too young. even my auntie who has had plastic surgery can't win her. neither can my mother's taiwanese taitai friends who are plastic surgery pioneers. but just watch and see in 2 or 3 years time. everything will start to droop a little and she will have to keep going back to retouch and soon, she will really look like michael jackson no. 2.

4:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

in about 10 years, definately strange mutations everywhere. btw where did michael jackson do PS on? his nose, cheeks, etc....kind of getting the goose bumps thinking about it. speaking of getting goosebumps, those pictures of dawn are too big!!! they're in your face and its really scaring the crap out of me.

4:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ewwwwiesssssssssssss this is spookish!!! my eyes!! my eyes!!!!! LOL

7:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if u look closely at her pics.. she has had botox on her forehead and god knows where else... look at how she cant really crease her forehead

7:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not only cant she move her forehead, she can hardly move any part of her face other than her mouth and eyes...

spooky, aint it?

7:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dear loctor, how come her nose seems small sometimes and very tall other times? and i asked you a question before but you ignored!!!! i wanted to know the limit that the skin of the nose can stretch to accomodate a very tall nose implant. let me know OK?

10:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think you mean "Whose Face Is It Anyway".

and we can have Whoredowns!

10:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to Anon8:54 -- so according to what you say, being happy with the face (and race) you were born with, even if it's not generally considered good-looking = loser; whereas altering your entire face just to look "hawt" = winner?

is everything superficial to you?

and yes, dawn yeo (oops, YANG) IS "hawt". i wonder how much she spent to get that new face of hers.

10:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha dawn is NOT "hawt"!
if she were, she'd MELT cos she's PLASTIC remember??
there's some mention of her here by the way:
www.pinkblackbullcrap.blogspot.com
dawn, you got a follower who wants to be just like you! MISS DAPHNE TEO!! :D You two should be best friends.

10:42 PM  
Blogger omfgima1337hax said...

In a repost of an above message:
Anonymous said...
YOU COWARD WHO WON'T ADMIT. http://xxxxxx.blogspot.com 02 Nov post about xiaxue, in the comments section someone called u by your real name BIREN and you told him not to say it...but wimpy you has since removed the name from there...

2:28 PM

I don't want to get people I know involved.

12:36 AM  
Blogger omfgima1337hax said...

2000 points to anon10:19pm for saying:
i think you mean "Whose Face Is It Anyway".

and we can have Whoredowns!


You, sire, are a comic genious.

I don't believe I am drop dead gorgeous or anything, but at least I have something called SELF-ESTEEM. And since when can only beautiful people criticise about beautiful people? If that is true, then the converse should be true as well: only ugly people are allowed to comment on ugly people!! OH NOES!!! YOU COMMENTED ON ME?! U FUGLY COW!1!one! rofl
(this my dear friends is called 损人不利己, which means that damaging others without apparent benefits for oneself).

anon10:08pm:
Our skin is very adaptable. If you looked at the process of weight gain, a person's skin is able to grow to accommodate the blubblering fat underneath.

If you needed a huge implant, it could be possible to place a balloon underneath your skin and blow it up to allow your skin to grow. Later on, the balloon could be removed and your implant added. This principle is utilized for burns victim to allow the patient to grow more skin which can be grafted back to parts of his body.

anon2:35pm:
If you spot me again, come up to me and say "HI OMFGIMA1337HAX", and I will give you 20 dollars.

12:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it seems to me that... weirdly enough... her face seems to look different in every picture hmmmmm?

5:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did u guys watch MTV burned?Its on MTV just now...this guy lied about having a scholarship to USC...n GOT BURNED by his friends n sis...Sounds similar to Dawn to me..haaaa
Think DY watched too many MTV programs..too bad S'pore doesn't have a program that 'burns' pples' lies!

7:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

omg the guy look so scary.. especially at this time of the year... i tot i seeing wrong thing..

12:07 PM  

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