Monday, January 09, 2006

Eye Thought Eye Saw...

It has been a while since I've written here, and no I am not dead (boohoo); I just arrived in Singapore a few days ago and have been unpacking. I hereby thank the PAP for not engaging in anal Internet Censorship similar to that endorsed by our dear Commie friends back in PRC (bunch of anal bastards I say). Without further ado, I present the lastest installment of my 2 penny's worth on all that is plastic.

Our eyes are called the gateway to the soul. A person's eyes can often betray his (assuming our person has a Y chromosome) inner thoughts and character, piercing straight to the soul. Great actors can 'talk' with their eyes: a flicker of the eye is able to convey disgust, anger, pleasure, sorrow etc. When two sets of eyes meet, a wordless form of communication is achieved (in Memoirs of a Geisha, it's a great Geisha is able to stop anyone in his tracks with a mere look). That is the power of the eyes.

With such expressiveness and importance placed on the eyes, man would naturally define what 'beautiful' eyes are. I can safely say that a 'beautiful' eye consists of the following:
  • large and wide eyes
  • thick, long eye lashes (curtains to the windows; find an Indian friend)
  • double eyelids (somewhat less common in Asians than Caucasians)
  • lack of eye bags
  • coloured iris (non-black/dark brown eyes) <-- this one is debatable since the grass is always greener on the other side.
    Now that we have established what a 'beautiful' eye consists of, we can get down to the dirty business of analysing.

    Before:

    After:

    Starting with the easy ones.

    1. Coloured Iris
    By the year 2006 everyone who hasn't been living in a well for the last twenty years should have heard about Contact Lenses. Now after all these years of development to bring us breathable lenses, hard/soft lenses, daily lenses etc; fashion finally caught up: Leethax & Co. proudly presents Coloured Contacts!!

    Injectable-inks (damn the Nazi's were brilliant) are a thing of the past. Get one of these babies and slap it onto your eyeballs for instant racial transformation (now you can say you have Scandanavian ancestory too!). The lastest contacts come from Nike: the MAXSIGHT Sport-Tinted Contact Lenses are contacts and sunnies at the same time.

    2. Full Lashes
    The secret has been out eons ago. Modern cosmetics are able to length and thicken lashes at the same time. No more fake lashes, pay Takashimaya ground floor a visit and you can achieve up to 20% longer and fuller lashes.

    3. Eye Bags
    Lots sleep, no crying and not drinking excessive water before sleep helps (one of them might be a myth).

    4. Double Eyelids
    No need explaining here. She woke up one day and found another set of eyelids. Yes that's right! /end sarcasm. Simple surgery always does the trick. I'll explain the procedure (Blepharoplasty) at a later date.
    And now for the trickiest bit of the lot.

    5. Larger Eyes
    Many readers have questioned the size of her eyes. Not surprisingly, the majority was if and how her eyes got larger. That is two questions right there.
    1. Whether her eyes indeed got larger
    2. How did she do that?

    Observe the next few pictures (a to d from left to right)

    a & b are pre-alleged operation pictures; c & d are post-op shots

    Over picture b, I have included an outline of her iris (the round coloured membrane surrounding the pupil). As you might have gathered from reading my previous articles, some parts of the human body don't change much; well the iris is one of them. The size and colour of the iris remains with you for life.

    Picture b shows about a 20-25% overlap of the iris by the upper eyelids. Upon examining c & d, where most of the iris is visible, we notice that the size of the eyes have indeed changed. Although some might consider this to be overwhelming evidence that her eyes have enlarged, I would still like to comment that the verdict is not absolute. Since we only have one picture of appreciable resolution of her former days, we are unable to confirm our proposition statistically (many other factors could make one's eyes look larger, for instance, opening the eyes larger).

    Okay, here's the real kicker: Blepharoplasty can make eyes look larger.

    Stay tuned folks!

57 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

you're back! awright!

i heard that fake eyelashes can also be "implanted". i don't think they're actual implants, though. they probably glue individual strands of fake lashes to your existing ones.

and you could check out dawn yang's pics on FHM for more pics to examine.

4:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, great to have you back!

Looking forward to your next posting!

4:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No the eyelash implants are the rage in Japan. They take a hair follicle and implant it on the lash line.

Women are getting crazier these days.

4:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

eh, she already publicly reveal that she's wearing colored contacts and uses fake lashes.

as for double eyelids, I think its pretty evident that she had them cut.

I'm more curious about her chin and cheeks actually

~designer

1:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And also her jaws.

it appears that she had done something to her jaws, either she had them sawed? or she had botox. but would botox have such great effects? Awaiting for author to unravel.

7:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah her FHM pictures are horrible, the pictures on her xanga are much better.

http://img74.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dawn1ba6bx.jpg

After looking at them, there's no way she can deny.

nose looks so fake here.

http://img74.imageshack.us/my.php?image=21764502362090l4ga.jpg

4:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Both her nose and eyes look more fake in this picture.

http://www.imagecash.net/image.php?file=397184781&owner=xlx

I think her nose looks so fake cos the plastic 'bridge' is too high for her original nose. Or is it due to the work of a mediocre surgeon?

1:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

eh, mistake in your labelling. she already had double eyelids before, just wasn't as prominent as now. she went to make them higher.

her eyes were also quite big already during our secondary school days actually. maybe in that photo never open wide to look gd. now with larger double eyelid and thse contacts/eyelashes, MANGA sized. scary.

3:09 PM  
Blogger omfgima1337hax said...

anon2:09pm:
I've clearly stated that the ideal of having or not having double eyelids is a misnomer in one of my previous posts. Everyone has folds in their eyelids, else you won't be able to open them at all. What everyone thinks she did was cut the eyelids higher up so that the crease is more prominant.

5:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

does anyone still care?

7:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yup. call me curious.

11:26 AM  
Blogger Agagooga said...

Apparently you can stick something on to give you double eyelids. Eyelid stickers or something.

Bravo in carrying on when most have lost interest. Still interesting to read.

"WTF Colour Is This" - LOL

12:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ermmm.... has this site been discountinued? I'm still waiting for the latest input from the site owner...

4:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did agagooga start using eyelid stickers? haha think he needs more drastic help than that though! I damn nearly puked when I saw him! now I see why people were telling me he's been pretty much a loser since rj who has no life and can only be envious of dawn's life knowing he could never have a gf like her.

I mean seriously, I figured he was some ugly lameass sitting in front of the pc but didn't think it could be that bad.

perhaps the author of the site could start doing an analysis of how to make over these fugly people over too.

2:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

er? who's agagooga? you must be one of delusional Dawn's friends who think the only person that doesnt worship her is this agagooga person.

Dawn sucks. She is FUGLY. The FHM pics prove it. Heard that the Herworld ones are ugly too! SO much for the surgery!She should have stuck to photoshop and good camera angles.

4:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think she's babelicious. this site very dumb leh.

5:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

omg the creators of this site disgust me. ever heard of karma?

9:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dawn, dammit, please stop trolling the tag board. NOONE's gonna believe you're au naturale so please stop it. YOU ARE NOT BORN PRETTY. Grab anyone on the streets, cut their faces, saw off their jaws and they could look better than you.

11:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she's not even pretty AFTER surgery. check out the FHM cover, she looks like any common auntie with fake eyelids and a long horse face. the only reasons she looks good on her blog are 1. VERY heavy makeup 2. careful selection of the best 50 of maybe 5000 pics she takes of herself, and 3. photoshop editing.

hey hax, more articles, please!

3:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmm.... leave the poor girl alone will ya? she didnt do anything to deserve you trashing her like this.. so what if she's got various plastic surgeries? that's totally her business so why should u care?

12:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

gee- if you don't care why are you here then!

9:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she is ugly and looks so fake. Do you realise how her nose actually 'shines' from the stretching of the skin over the nose implants??

Eeeewwwwwwwww!

And the pictures she posts 90% of the time she has the 'eyes forced wide open' look. As if fake eyelashed, fake eyelids and massive mascara is not enough to maintain her manga look.

ewwwwwwwwwwww!

11:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha oh gawd...there is obviously a very jealous person here whose comments are starting to sound like a broken record. "dawn is ugly, dawn is so fake, her nose is so fake, she looks so ugly...(running out of bitter insults)"

Face it and eat your own sour grapes. Dawn is absolutely gorgeous! the epitome of prettiness. That is why so many, even I, am interested in affairs related to this goddess, hence here I am at this website. Your childish jealous comments just make u look like a big FOOL.

I'm not one to judge on whether she did or did not have surgery, because this has got to be the most ridiculous and stupid hoo-has of all time. Ditto for this website. Seriously, only low-life losers would care so much about this. The author needs a gd whack on his butt-ugly head (so my sources tell me this monstrous-looking Biren fella is the one in dire need of extreme surgery).

9:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dunno. Dawn looks so different in her magazine photos. She looks like her old self in magazines. I wonder why? Maybe for her blog, Adobe photoshop has a lot more helping hand in making her look pan-asian rather than plastic surgery.

My take on Dawn is that, with plastic surgery, she does look good from certain angles. Otherwise, she kinda resembles...Michael Jackson due to her nose.

As for this defunct blog, it is still a interesting read. :)

3:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

eh same sourgrapes person again? keep saying same thing >.<

plz, dawn dun look like michael jackson at all. she looked chio in Cleo n 8days! keke..my sister is in her comms class and says she is exactly same like her blog photos in real life.

1:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you guys are all deluded. But fake is bad. Bad is not good.
Epitome of beauty? No way.If the earlier poster said that he/she thinks Dawn is ugly and gross, it is her opinion.

A well cut glass will never be worth more than a diamond in the rough.

3:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw Ms Horse face in 8 days- she looks like a damn chio horse.

4:22 PM  
Blogger sher li said...

i salute u...i am not good in analysing this type of stuff but obviously she did go for plastic surgery.....this is only my own kind of thought....dun shoot me.

4:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am waiting for more uodates !!!

12:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm, time to fire another salvo.

She just blogged about U !!!

By the way, did she fotoshopped her old pics so it looks more like her now ?
If yes, take it out and show the whole world !!

1:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if you really aren't biren, then i pity this biren person because dawn's horde of rabid fans are going to get him in school by "throwing eggs" at him like she commanded. not very nice of her.

12:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she obviously had plastic surgery before.. her cheeks alone tells everything.. she used to have chubby face but now, it looks kinda 'sharp'.. and i think there's one pic where when she smiles, there's actually line below her eyes...WHY? because she had plastic surgery! and her pupil...gosh.. no asian could have had that kind of colour... one more thing... her body size and her head... they just don't match each other... her upper body look like an european while her lower part is just a normal petite asian...
but plastic surgery is a personal likes... if she feels happy doing it then go on... i mean its not you the one doing it right? and i think it is quite common doing plastic surgery.
anyway, this is a very interesting site...

12:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have always thought Dawn's best friend "Cancan" aka candice look more chio than dawn herself. This is because Cancan looks natural compared to dawn.

If 3 of them really had the same nose surgery, then Dawn must have further reduced her nose.

Anyway I wonder why Dawn chose to raise this topic again? To raise publicity about her again?! Won't she feel sad that she's infamous for having & denying plastic surgery and nothing else? o.o

P.s: I doubt Dawn's fans have the moolah to fly over to Aussie and take revenge on "Bi Ren".

1:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

her fanbase might extend to aussie mah. grace and candice are in sydney. she recently visited sydney too.

3:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i can't believe how she's getting so confident enough to bring up this old issue again. what a gutsy girl. i mean she could have just let it rest, just as these guys have gotten tired of talking about it.

seems like the point of her recent entry was to tell everyone that her surgery didn't help make her pretty as much as she won the genetic lottery.

she should have been content enough that she has retained some fans who love her despite everything, but then she has to dredge this whole thing up again.

but i guess i can't blame her for being bitter haha

3:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey,check this out

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/9197/saycheese8islh8.jpg

look carefully at the lines below her eyes. hope this will help. anyway, is dawn working?

5:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whoever creates this blog is sick. You need help. You're obsession with Dawn has turned into an utter bitterness, hence the energy to make so many posts with some throughly researched craps too I might add.

3:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But then again this blog creator has not updated this blog since Jan 06. So who's the one obessing about Dawn now? :)

12:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fugly jerk!

hahaha!

6:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

someone commented on dawn's blog that you are so ugly you should donate your face to the Australian Bureau of Wildlife. HIAKZ!! I
nearly fell of my chair laughing!

Maybe you should start analyzing your face instead now. that will be hella entertaining, im sure it'll be filled with pictures of all sort of fugly animals

12:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dawn and her 2 best frens shd form a band or something. They look alike !!!


Anyway, I'm not obssessed with dawn, neither am i against plastic surgery.

I just hate it when people lie thats all.

3:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is it even confirmed that Biren is the owner of this blog? hahaha

12:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how stupid. It is obvious Dawn thinks the only person who hates her is Biren.

A lot of people think you are so damned stupid to put up old pics of yourself. Even with the full make-up and flattering angles everyone can tell you had a truckload of surgery done to yourself.

Please! The Michael Jackson nose, deeply incisioned eyelids and a host of other adjustments here and these, like that ugly pointed chin injection that she did at one point.

I hate fake wannabes with no talent, who try to act like bambi when they are actually not that sweet and innocent deep down inside.

And by posting old pics of herself, did you not notice how different 'Cancan'looks then and now? The same truckload of surgery 9lbeit slightly less than Dawn) and layers of heavy of make-up.

Singapore society and media must be desperate if they need to resort to capturing plastic fakes like her. Bring on the natural beauties, with talent and panache anytime. (e.g Denise Keller, Nadya Hutangalung, Debbie Wong)

8:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow. candice her friend looked like wayyyyyy ugly back then. and dawn looked super ah lian and average singaporean looking. it's obvious she photoshopped those pics too to make herself look more like how she looks now. she is one big LIE. and i think the reason she can bear to bring this up again is czuse she is so deep in her denial that she has erased any memory of herself having done plastic surgery. she has become so natural at churning out those lies.

10:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wtf is going on here? there's so much jealousy and bad vibes around man.

I believe dawn's a nice girl, as from what i heard from my colleague who's ex-scgs. it's a shame people spend so much time hating someone who didn't do anything bad to the world instead of trying to be a better person.

7:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

aiyo anyone can b nice rite?

she wants to let every1 know she wasn't ugly before... well she wasn't. but she sure wasn't pretty either. i wouldn't give a second look.

2:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think the message here is people don't like being lied to and treated like they are stupid...

For me I am not against plastic surgery per se-more 'recreational' plastic surgery like the one Dawn went through, and what she has inspired a lot of young singaporean girls to do. Just go to local forums and you might find discussions on what they should do next after their nose and eyelids are 'done'.

Scary!

6:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmm it seemed that her bestie, candice and her went for the same plastic surgeon heh coz they looked kinda alike LOL =D All in all, she had a major haul on her face and that's a FACT =D

3:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BEAUTY ??? BEAST ???

If the beast goes for plastic surgery with the beauty's surgeon, he will look like Leon Lai ah ...

beauty and the beast ?? pui !

1:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL Plastic Beauty would be more like it and yea... Whoever goes to her surgeon will defintely be looking good LOL

7:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

pot calling kettle black (the above post).

Well Dawn was in Tatler's Oct 06 issue on one of the pics for a watch party. She looks wierd/funny there, kinda goofy and fake. Her friend Candice looked better I must say.

4:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dawn shot herself in the foot when she dragged her old photos out: http://www.xanga.com/clapbangkiss/521486995/item.html
Here's a site showing photos of her in the same RJ uniform...judge for yourself -> http://www.xanga.com/theplasticjourney
There is obviously some heavy photoshoping done to her JC pics in dawn's own blog, even though she said very self-righteously in the comments of that post that she did not. (And while doing it, why didn't she do her fellow plastic-loving friend Cancan a favour by photoshopping her in that post as well? What a selfless friend.)

But of course since she already denied having physical plastic surgery done to her face, some further denial of virtual plastic surgery would only be peanuts to her.

6:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you guys realise that Dawn's recent pics are not that 'flawless' anymore? She looks more obviously fake and unwholesome, esp the nose of hers. It looks so sharp and hard, like you could break open a rock with it.

All that makeup/eyeliner and eyeshadow is getting pretty scary too.

I guess when one doesn't have enough personality or charisma to be a star-they end up resorting to extra makeup and more plastic surgery.

Poor thing.

6:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

About the eyes part, check this out.
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/02/eyeball_tattoos_are_just_freak.php
I mean, if he/she, whoevers out there wants to have BLUE eyes, i mean the whole thing blue, this is something to look forward to. What a twisted world, don't you think?

12:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yea, plastic surgery. adobe photoshop. everything is so fake. even the accent is fake. what a shame to her family.

6:33 PM  
Anonymous Eyelid Surgery said...

Eyelid Surgery improves the appearance of the eyelids, for any person who wants to look younger and fresher without making drastic changes to his or her face. Eyelid rejuvenation also improves the visual field should sagging obstruct the field of vision.

10:15 PM  
Anonymous cynthia said...

how much is the cost of that eye lid surgery and is it really helpful

3:24 PM  

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